December 2011
“They sat on a park bench, held hands, and told each other their stories hour...”
– Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via cementandaluminum)
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
“There’s a reason to stay alive, there’s a lot ahead of you. You haven’t finished...”
– Tablo (via blonotes)
“I hate this feeling. Like I’m here, but I’m not. Like someone cares. But they...”
– Ellen Hopkins (via dandeliondreamers)
me: when I turn 18, can you pop out of a cake for me?
him: sure
me: heels, stripper outfit and everythang?
him: no
me: damn
him: I'll pop up from the cake in a penis costume, crawl out covered in whip cream, knock over everything, and chase you
me: please don't
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
“You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.”
– John Mason (submitted by my-candy-jar)
Scorpio's insight into human psychology are...
So apparently I sleep like I’m dead one night, then another night I twitch and moan, LOL.
stupidmachy asked: When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want toBut you know gotta let it go cause the party ain't jumpin' like it used toEven though this might bruise youLet it burnLet it burnGotta let it burnDeep down you know it's best for yourself but youHate the thought of her being with someone elseBut you know that it's overYou know that it was throughLet it...
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: will you sign this?
Them: sure
Them: wait, what is that?
Me: a marriage certificate
Them: but.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
warmskin:
she might be more attractive but im funnier than her
would she embarrass herself in public to make you smile no i dont think so
Anonymous asked: Can you post a picture of you without your hair in your face?
Anonymous asked: Why did you cut your hair short?
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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg...
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